Ever since the sighting of the Whiteley Gorilla there have been reports of another monkey in the area. One of its favourite haunts is near the local duck ponds. The monkey is known to eat the bread meant for the ducks and should not be encouraged. This is a government health warning and is for your own safety.
Sam took a big step today and had his first professional hair cut. Fortunately it seems that unlike the biblical Samson his strength is still well and truly intact.